Dorm Loneliness

Freaking tragedy, y'all. Here's little old me thinking I'll be able to do the saltine challenge because (1) I love saltines, (2) I can eat them like nobody's business, and (3) I've got a pretty wet mouth.

For any party watching this, the Saltine Challenge is trying to eat 6-7 saltines (depending on the version of the challenge) in a minute without the aid of any beverage or liquid or whatever. So yeah ... here's my pitiful attempt.

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